[ She sighs at the first part, about to roll her eyes, but then she hears him talk on. .. Huh? He can't even mean that in a joking way, right? There's no way you can bend that into a joke, so.. why is he saying it? It seems so unlike him to actually state that..

And in turn, she feels slightly bad for considering a deadpan reply, so she at least chooses to be slightly less harsh for once. ]

Well, technically speaking you got me out of some trouble too, so in that case I'd say you're about a medium amount of trouble after the subtraction.