gordianknots: I've got something better up my sleeve (And we will build Jerusalem)
Waver Velvet | Lord El-Melloi II ([personal profile] gordianknots) wrote in [community profile] arcanarumlogs 2012-12-14 05:13 pm (UTC)

I suppose? I'll relay to you what occurred and defer to your judgement.

In walking through this ridiculous saccharine attempt at Christmas cliches, the American version of Father Christmas was within castle walls, along with another woman dressed as one of the elves - revealingly so, which I'm not even going to try and understand the reasons for. At any rate, upon arrival the following was said, verbatim: "Seems this lovely woman wanted me to help you get home, but I’ve noticed you’ve been very naughty this year. I’ll have to punish you."

From there it was a minion escort him, a letter of explanation that what would follow is quote-un-quote punishment and a reminder of one's place.

It occurs to me that re-reading that piece of paper might be a good idea.

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