NEW YEARS LOG

[veraciously]

Who: Everyone
When: All night, December 31
Where: The Fluffy Duckling
What: PARTYING
Warnings: PG-13: just in case!

[ Emma is waiting at the door of the bar, mostly making sure to mark anyone who is underaged with a black marker, so they don't drink. It doesn't cross her mind that they could just imagine it up, but oh well. Sighing, she looks inside, hoping to maybe go in an partake in a few drinks herself...

Maybe when she didn't have a job to do...]

Comments

[gordianknots]

I'm going to move you myself and make your evening infinitely less pleasant in five seconds--

[kindofademon]

Bring it~~~

[gordianknots]

[GODDAMNIT WHY DID YOU HAVE TO CALL HIS INTOXICATED BLUFF if you touch him with a tentacle there may be legitmately manly screaming going on here.

Right, just going to use one hand to shove you to the side and move around you, Ryuunoske. Don't make this even worse than it is, pleasepleaseplease]

[kindofademon]

[Totally gonna try to grab him with a tentacle.

What, he's never done that before. It looks fun.]

[gordianknots]

[This is Waver not manly screaming. Instead, this is Waver instinctively shoving Ryuunoske in the chest to get that thing off of him]

[kindofademon]

[Well you know, he's gotta shove back. It's only fair, and besides that kinda hurt.]

[gordianknots]

--!

[Waver doesn't quite go down like a ton of bricks, but he does end up being shoved into the table on the opposite side of the wall. Which clearly means the smart decision is to shove back and use one hand to dig his nails into the nearest tentacle.]

[ooc: BTW if you didn't see this, fix that now.]

[kindofademon]

Owwww just cause I don't have girly nails [and those tentacles aren't as insensitive as they should be. Ryuunouske recoils for the moment, then tries to wrap a tentacle around his upper arm.

Also that is the best thing.]

[gordianknots]

I usually keep them trimmed for lab work, actually!

[You know because that's totally relevant information right now. The minute that tentacle wraps around Waver's upper arm is the moment Ryuunoske will be getting a foot to the groin.

Cheap shot? Absolutely. But what do you expect from a mage who really isn't much without his murder mercury blob and spellcasting ability?]

[ooc: It really is, Mith is wonderful.]

[kindofademon]

Owwwwwwwwwwwwww!

[Ryuunosuke goes down like a load of bricks - and probably takes Waver with him, considering that his tentacles' first reflex is to tighten painfully.]

[gordianknots]

[That was the opposite of what he wanted! Waver's going to try and grab onto a table first though, and when that fails to stop the fall, well, the poor table goes down too. It lands on it's side rather than flips over, thankfully, but that still doesn't take care of that tentacle. Which means Waver's going to just dig one knee into Ryuunoske's chest, get both sets of nails digging into the offending tentacle and--

--yes, that's Waver Velvet, Lord El-Melloi II, viciously gnawing at a tentacle wrapped around his arm.

Lord El-Melloi II is a very dignified mage.]

[kindofademon]

[That finally gets Ryuunosuke to let go, trying to withdraw his tentacles back into him.]

Fun party.

[gordianknots]

[And Waver's just going to stand up and get away from that pile of limbs/tentacles, and with most of the bar available to him to get towards the main door, which is what he wanted in the first place.

Excuse him while he fixes his hair rather than respond to your remark, Ryuunosuke.]