[EVENT] Log for Prince and Princess Teams

[majorarc]

Who: Everyone
When: Monday, September 5
Where: Everywhere
What: The Prince team is getting their mack on saving the Princess Team
Warnings: PG for kisses~

Oh Prince Charming, Help, for the princesses have fallen asleep under an evil spell! It's up to you to wake them up with a single kiss. If you don't wake them up in time, they will perish and fall victim to the evil witch who did this to them. Yours, The Rulers

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[lighteningroyalty]

Lampo makes a quiet noise like a groan and leans over Ugetsu. Just pretend he's a woman, Lampo, it's not that hard, really. Not like it's a stretch.

He presses his mouth to Ugetsu's, wondering if he's supposed to be feeling fireworks or if shit's supposed to be glowing or something. After a moment he pulls away and wipes at his mouth, as if hoping to get rid of the cooties; his gaze is intense on the man. If this didn't work, Ugetsu was on his own.

[ugetsu]

Ugetsu makes a noise against Lampo's lips, pulling back when he woke up, opening his eyes. His ears start to turn a little red when the other is sitting over him like that.

"...L-Lampo-dono did you just kiss me?"

[lighteningroyalty]

Lampo quickly withdraws, straightening out his clothes and brushing imaginary dirt off his shoulders. "No, no! You must have been dreaming; happens all the time. people dreaming about kissing me, I mean."

He pauses, trying to think up a reasonable explanation. "I...fell. Onto your mouth. Yes. That's exactly what happened. But now that you're awake, you should probably find something...else to change into."

[ugetsu]

Ugetsu's expression turned flat, looking at Lampo with a knowing glare. This kid was always coming up with the most ridiculous stories when he was trying to lie, and Ugetsu always knew that about him. Like that one time he broke Giotto's favorite vase. That time it involved something of a storm and the window magically moving over 20 feet.

"Lampo-dono, I understand your need to protect that dignity of yours, but I would appreciate the real story."

[lighteningroyalty]

Lampo huffed and crossed his arms over his chest, a full on pout storm whipping itself up. That window had moved and Lampo would defend that to his grave. Or un-grave since he was alive??

Anyways, he gestured to Ugetsu's dress, voice dry, "well apparently you and some other--" He almost says 'women' and then quick decides better, "people became Sleeping Beauties, and me and some other people became the princes to wake you. You know, like in the story."

A pause, and then more bluntly, "with a kiss." His face burns in embarrassment and he huffs, reaching into his pocket and thrusting a very crumpled ball of paper formerly known as the letter he woke up to, at Ugetsu.

[ugetsu]

"Thank you." Ugetsu said with a slight bow of the head, taking the paper. While reading it, Ugetsu made a few faces, but then paled. Getting up and bunching up the dress as much as he could, he pulled Lampo to a different room. This room had Spade laying in it, and Lampo could tell when he opened the door. Ugetsu noticed the dress and sighed.

"You have to kiss him..." Ugetsu said, looking to Lampo seriously, "We cannot have anyone die."

[lighteningroyalty]

"Woah, wait--what...!"

Lampo found himself dragged along, not putting up a fight simply because he was caught off guard. At the sight of Spade in a dress Lampo first wanted to laugh, but a full-body flinch came as soon as Ugetsu told him what he was expected to do. "What!? No way! Why can't it be a girl!? Why can't you do it!?"

Surely it didn't matter who kissed him, right??

[ugetsu]

"I cannot, Lampo-dono." Ugetsu said firmly, pulling him into the room. "If I remember the story correctly, it has to be a prince. I am not currently in that role of the story."

He looks to Spade. Part of him doesn't want to do it, a very small part, considering all the pain the other has caused, but he promised Giotto that he would always maintain the spirit of the Vongola, as well as the Rain Guardian.

"Lampo-dono, please. I realize it is not ideal, but Primo wouldn't want him to die, no matter what happened."

[lighteningroyalty]

There's a whining noise from Lampo reminiscent of a puppy that just got its toy taken away. "But-- Ugetsu!"

He's just short of stamping his feet and throwing a tantrum. His gaze goes to Spade, huffy and annoyed and he starts digging through his own pockets to grab the make up. "Alright, alright. Gimmie a minute." It takes rouhgly 10 minutes for him to put the amke-up on, turning Spade into a more passable and feminie-looking specimen.

"I'm only doing this for Primo!" The man stares down at Spade, thinks of all the shit they all had to put up from him and for a moment he debates punching the man first while he has a chance. But another glance back at Ugetsu (and a whine for good measure) and he leans his head down to give Spade a quick kiss.

1/2

[bestamontillado]

Welp.

We kind of hope you're half as competent as those times they went in drag for disguises back in the day.

As it is, there's a slow, disoriented moment as Spade is waking up groggy and processing that apparently, Lampo is present, unusually close, may have just kissed him, and he's in a dress.

2/2

[bestamontillado]

....And basically come to the fast conclusion that this place makes even less sense than he thought, somehow, which puts it somewhere in negatives.

Although there's a funny little voice behind that flat, pending-migraine expression in the back of his head that has a clue and he's not sure he wants to think about it too much.

And the first thing he can think of to say as a response is a muffled, "...Do I even want to know?"

[ugetsu]

Ugetsu let out a breath, and after looking in a mirror, noticed he had make up on as well. Leaving the room, he grabbed things for him and Spade to wipe their faces off with. Coming back into the room, he handed the stuff to Spade an began to scrub off the make up.

"Lampo-dono, thank you for awaking Spade-san. I will make you your favorite food, if you like." He said, putting his hair back up.

"Spade-san, I do not believe I need to explain, but it seems The Rulers decided to do something with their time."