[EVENT] And really bad eggs!

[majorarc]

Who: Everyone
When: January 10-12
Where: The Ghost Pirate Ship
What: Fighting Ghost Pirates!!
Warnings: N/A

Suddenly, you’ve been pulled by your new flying abilities and deposited so kindly on the deck of the ship. Around you are hundreds of zombies and it seems like you’re in for a fight. When you look starboard, you notice weapons lying around that have some short of a strange glow. May as well grab them and fight, right? Team up and beat those ghosties!!

Comments

[destructiveprinciples]

Eh, I'd be seriously questioning your credentials as a figure of legend as if I were.

[He's tempted to see if he can vomit whatever's left of his meal onto Enkidu's face—shouldn't be that hard if he takes into account the wind's direction and the guy's position in relationship to that—but (wisely) decides against it.]

[axeatyourside]

[And with that, Enkidu swings his leg over the deck and rolls less than gracefully onto it.

Guess what he just slipped on.]

--You know, if we could lure some of those things over this way to slip as I just did....

[destructiveprinciple]

[A puddle of puke. B)

Avenger crackles at his graceless slip before curling inward a little, holding his stomach and hating the way the ship kept rocking under his feet.]

Bah, a-ah... They're really stupid, shouldn't be too hard if you want to...

[axeatyourside]

Really, the question is do I want to?

[Obviously the answer is yes, he has an ongoing bet with Saber about this sort of thing.]

[destructiveprinciples]

[Lineface. Rhetorical questions with obvious answers aren't that witty.]

We already know you do. [He clears his throat, trying to wash out the sour taste in his mouth.]

[axeatyourside]

Might have to spread it a bit though.

There must be freshwater on this thing, below decks. [And away from the crazy. You're kind of useless in a fight right now, Avenger.]

[destructiveprinciple]

You wanna touch something I expelled, be my guest.

[Thank you. Fuck you. Already knows how sorta useless he is for a fight right now, okay. He stares, a tad puzzled. He already tried the cabins.] Freshwater?

[axeatyourside]

--You've got nothing you, right? You need some kind of fluid back in there, otherwise it's like dehyradation

[destructiveprinciple]

[???

... ??]

Okay?

[axeatyourside]

[And with that, Enkidu happily runs off to leave Avenger baffled to the advice]